What is Love, but a compromise between two wishes?
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
When you're by yourself you see the world, but when
you're with someone you see yourself.
Chase two rabbits, lose them both.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
I dreamed I had a harem, and they all wanted to talk about the relationship.
Women like quiet men because they think they're listening.
People pay for what they do and still more, for what they have allowed
themselves to become.
And they pay for it simply, by the lives they lead.
The World weighs, but is not weighed.
The dog writhing in the gutter, its back broken by a passing car, knows what
it is to be alive. So too with the aged elk of the far north woods, slowly
dying in the bitter cold of winter. The asphalt upon which the dog lies
knows no pain. The snow upon which the elk has collapsed knows not the
cold. But living beings do.
To whom much is given, much is required.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
Nothing and no one in the world is valuable or worthless.
Things are only impossible until they're not.
The colors of light are infinite through refraction, yet they all come
from the same source. Thus I cannot detach myself from the wickedest
soul, nor fail to identify with the most virtuous.
The mind has no existence by itself; it is only the glitter of the sun on
the surface of the waters.
You are young and full of talent, but even silk ends up in rags.
A whale out of water is over-run by ants.
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked.
One is more likely to receive forgiveness than permission.
The first man to see an illusion by which men have flourished for
centuries surely stands in a lonely place.
Get over yourself.
Courage is the goal of cowards.
All things will be ambiguous, for this is the curse of wisdom.
Know what you do not know.
If you have integrity, nothing else matters.
And if you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
Science seeks ways to make us live forever.
Wisdom knows that we cannot, and seeks ways to die well.
There is a crack in everything God has made.
He who's not busy bein' born, is busy dyin'.
Always expect the unexpected. And if possible, BE the unexpected.
The monkey with the most meat wins.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
Necessity is our quickest excuse.
Every man has a devil inside, and you can't rest until you find him.
Man is the poet who kills, Woman the angel who eats.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares, will plow for those who didn't.
Struggle is gruesome only for the weak.
Who says that I am not under the special protection of god?
In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity.
Always watch the hands. The hands will tell you everything you need to know.
No weapon is sharper than will.
Give fear no hold on you. Keep sinews loose and senses open, ready at
every instant to flow with the rush of action.
Calm. Alert. Supple.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
Porno is literature you read with one hand.
I tried to kick, but running seemed better.
Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A dog has no shame. If he can do it, you can watch.
And finally, some inspired grafitti:
I like night so much I'd throw a blanket over day.
True, crickets don't work. But ants don't sing.
No more action! We want promises!
Back in five minutes - Godot