Things to Do

(when I get around to it)

I've always been a big procrastinator (which might explain why I'm working on this Sunday night). But from now on, I'm going to keep my eyes on the prize and tackle some of my my lifelong goals:

Prerequisites to finding that Girlfriend

Since neither money nor power seems likely to come my way any time soon, I'll have to employ more subtle strategies:

  1. Get snake tatoo on bicep
  2. Tear some strategic holes in these new jeans
  3. A couple more gold chains
  4. Quit those damn anger management classes